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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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