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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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