- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Dwarf Shortage

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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