What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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AIDS

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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