- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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