There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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