- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Women's Rights

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

don't just stand there

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

I C U P White stuff

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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