The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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