- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

that wall over there ->

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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