- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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