- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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