whats worse than gill? nothing

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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