your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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DEATH.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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