- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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