What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Jeff

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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