- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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