a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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knock knock go away

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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