- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What's worse than this That :(

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Justin Bieber.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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