There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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