- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

if you don't like this you're gay

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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