- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Dwarf Shortage

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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