Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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