- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

I wrote a funny joke.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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