- Anti Joke

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

A blind man walks into a library.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.