Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Communism hehe xd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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