what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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