What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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flavin's head

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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