- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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