- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

sucks Syntax...

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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