A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Anti Joke

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