- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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