A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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