- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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