- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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