- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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