What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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