whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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