Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Yo Momma So Fat!

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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