What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Popsicles

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Women's Rights...

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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