What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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A black man without problems.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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