- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

You're on fire.

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

Where does a hobo live? A box.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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