- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Where to, sir? Forward.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

Gay rights

A man sat down Then he stood up

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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