What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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