Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Women's rights.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Rick Perry.

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Kim Kardashian.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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The joke below me is retarded

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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