- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

what happens when you wake up inception

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

A black guy gets arrested...

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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