Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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