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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What's big? Jupiter.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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