Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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