- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Women's rights.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Rick Perry.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

The joke below me is retarded

Kim Kardashian.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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