What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Asians...

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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The Mets win the World Series

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