What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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The joke below me is retarded

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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women's rights

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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