what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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