- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

I can't see my forehead

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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