why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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I like your hair

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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My nipple is bleeding

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Poop.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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