- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Two women were sitting quietly.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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