- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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