You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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XD Jackass.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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