- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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The Labour Party.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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