Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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