What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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