Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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