Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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I'm Coming

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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