Your so gay, that you like men!

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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