- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Donald Trump.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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