- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

a black man did not eat chicken.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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