- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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