- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

what kind of dog can tiptoe

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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